Alanis: "I don't care whatcha think---I'm alternative."
The Styles They PlayM. Stanley Bubien
Shannon: "Dude." (Pauses.) "My band?" (Pauses.) "Alternative." (Pauses.) "Fully."
Courtney: "Yeah. We're #$*!&@% alternative! What's it #$*!&@% to yah?"
Scott: "We sound different! We're alternative!"
Eddie: (Stares.) (Frowns.) (Looks down.) (Stares.)
Les: "Yep. Sure. Alternative. Uh huh."
Michael: "We've always been an alternative. No autographs, please."
Henry: (Grits Teeth. Grabs Mike. Yells.) "ALTER...NATIVE!"
Flea: "Alternative. The greatest, spiritual, universal thing in the world."
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