Frank Thomas believed in luck. Frank smoked too much but he knew he would never die of a heart attack or lung-cancer. Frank smoked all the time. One day there was a gas leak in Frank's kitchen. Frank said he knew a few things about gas leaks and went to fix it. Frank was right. He didn't die of a heart attack or lung-cancer.
Smoking KillsAlex Keegan
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